mrs pieczonka came over so we had to hide and then i continued to ‘tattoo’ smegglesworth onto sam’s arm 
‘we’re up to w, i’m getting a tattoo for my dog.’ (wtf, sam! XD)
*mrs pieczonka comes over*
‘megan andrews, your organiser please.’
‘i’ve not got it signed…again.’
‘excuse me!?’
‘i’ll finish your tattoo when i’m not busy!’
….
‘i need my wipe! get me my latte’ (idk.)
‘come here, sweetheart’ (and then i mumble something? :s haha.)
*tattoo gun noises xD*
‘hurry up! i’ve gotta yoga class.’
‘you’ve got a yoga class?’
‘a tattoo person going to yoga!’
‘a tattoo person? what’s a tattoo person???’
‘i dont know!’
*more tattoo gun noises.*
‘does it hurt, sweetheart?’
‘no, you can hardly see the blood.’
‘that’s because i’m wiping it off. hereee. oops, i peed on my hand. oops, you bled on my tissue.’
*tattoo gun noises again, hahah*
‘you’re done, honeybunch.’
‘now show it to the camera.’
‘who’s this smegglesworth person?’
‘i asked for julie!’
WTF. To achieve this aim, the government is, for example, granting tax relief for companies when they take on Tattoo apprenctices